We offer free shipping on all orders in the united states. For international orders we only charge $15 bucks for shipping because we have to overnight and that is much more expensive. We have to send your order in a insulated box with a cold pack, both of which are expensive to buy… more than the $15 bucks actually…

So, really we are losing money on small orders… but that’s ok… we love you anyway.

We usually box and ship your products within 1 to 2 days from the time you order it. Let’s face it AMAZON has spoiled us with next day deliveries… We are slightly smaller than Amazon so it takes our fat butts a little longer… it is worth the wait.

Yes of course, we are real people. everyone we know and love is a character on the products. We all have real issues and we want other people to know where, what and how they can get help for their problems so we are willing to tell our stories. On each girls bio page is her real Instagram check them out for your self

Every time we come up with a new product or flavor we have a contest to pick our new “Hippie Chick”  Join our Mailing list or follow us on facebook and when the time comes we will send out info as to where to send your information and pictures of your self.

You will be required to sign a release so we can use your likeness…  and then we send over the winner’s pics to our artist and she will characterize you and you will live on forever.

Hint: the best dressed hippie girl usually wins.

The Dark Chocolates have 98 calories per piece and the Milk Chocolates have 93 calories per piece. The tinctures have 20 calories per dose. The creams well none… don’t eat that!  I can’t believe i have to tell that to people… it is cream for your skin not your coffee. But i refuse to use the word lotion ! BLAH

We get this one all the time… THERE IS NO WHEAT in chocolate so no gluten… that is where gluten comes from.. if there is gluten in the chocolate you are buying, that is really bad chocolate… stop buying that!

it is a sin to eat bad chocolate. SHAME…. SHAME…. SHAME… now walk naked thru the streets so we can throw stuff at you… Sorry i just miss GOT.. you know nothing john snow.

Dark chocolate is vegan… but milk chocolate is not. Milk chocolate has cream in it… i assume it is form a cow but who really knows…  jk its from a cow… Moo

Of course,  We are an equal opportunity employer… We make him do all the work and pay him half as much… He gets us Starbucks in the morning, rubs our feet in the afternoon, and the end of the work day (4:30) we send him for take out food and wine. He aint too bad to look at either so we will keep him around for awhile. Jk we love ya Dr. Mike.